10 Reasons Why I Will Be BUYING ALL The Halloween Candy This Year

 

Every time we approach holiday season I find myself drifting off into the vortex that is Pinterest. Because Pinterest holiday candy looks amazing doesn’t it? You can fill your page with unending clever sweet treats that would have Willy Wonker on the edge of his seat. From chocolate reindeers to Easter bunny carrots, it’s all there, grinning back and waiting to be made. Except nope. As tempting as a glistening Halloween bloody brain cake may look, here’s 10 Reasons Why I Will Be BUYING ALL The Halloween Candy this year and forever more *dare I say.

 

 

 

1) These days, most candy is pretty much as cheap as chips. Add the word ‘Halloween’ to candy and yes, the last time I looked it was still pennies. Meaning, a stock of mini packets of sweets and what-not to feed the street will set you back your lunch money for a few days. Enough said.

 

2) Ingredients to recreate Pinterest treats? A year’s wages. At least.

 

3) For the last couple of years I went all Halloween health freak (yup… can’t talk me. Double standards as I chomp a doughnut as we speak). For some reason I thought parents would love it. On knocking on our door, ghosts and witches (our neighbourhood children) would receive shiny red or green apples. Most shouted boo! Then polite no thank yous to the offending fruit. So that went down well.

 

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4) A parent actually booed me for giving out fruit. “Where’s the sweets she smiled, peeking out from her sexy hot-mama Devils costume. Errrmmm… nope.

 

5) It would take me a couple of minutes to throw a heap of Halloween candy into the trolley *coughs, online basket. #Win

 

6) A week of trying to perfect something edible and Halloween like home baking styley. #Lose

 

7) Effort to pick up Halloween candy? Probably zero. Meaning loads more headspace and time for everything else.

 

8) Effort to MAKE Halloween candy? All the resources, and more. No room in brain for anything other than ‘what’s a pastry crimper and how will it help me to make goodies’.

 

9) If by some miracle (crosses fingers – but pretend you didn’t see that) no one comes treat or treating this year, we can enjoy all the Halloween candy on a Saturday night with our feet up watching Strictly Dancing. Any homemade Halloween candy will be enjoyed by the squirrels (perhaps?).

 

10) Because every trick or treater wants to be greeted by these.

 


*Obviously Little Button will be able to make lots of homemade treats for fun which will be tasted at our own peril. In the meantime I’m happy to share, just over on Instagram rather than in person.

 

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19 Comments

  1. October 17, 2017 / 4:22 am

    Most parents in the places I’ve lived won’t take homemade treats at all. We’ve had too many poisonings and treats laced with things like razor blades. The sickos have ruined it. In my current community the kids don’t even go door to door, the local shopping mall has a trick or treat parade and each store is given candy to hand out to the kids who come by. All of the kids I know just go there to get their candy in costume. It’s sad. #DreamTeam
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    • October 17, 2017 / 11:03 am

      Oh my goodness! That sounds awful. Very sensible to avoid anything other than stuff which is in sealed packs. x

  2. October 17, 2017 / 5:55 am

    Ha ha! My problem is I buy the treats for the kids then want to eat them all myself! xx #dreamteam

  3. October 17, 2017 / 6:20 am

    Haha! I get where you are coming from. I like doing the craft thing with my daughter for fun but that’s for us. For the trick or treaters it’s packet sweets all the way! #dreamteam

  4. October 17, 2017 / 6:24 am

    Haha, this is brilliant! Really enjoyed reading this one. We don’t get any trick or treaters at our house which is a shame. I still buy a big tub of sweets though, just in case! X #dreamteam

  5. October 17, 2017 / 8:46 am

    Is it just me or does anyone else hate Halloween?? It’s a stupid thing that’s not even an English tradition. Living where I live I doubt we will get any trick or treaters tbh but then I wouldn’t know because we always go out on Halloween night. When we lived on a large estate I bought sweets and put them out on the door step in a large bowl. That was my contribution as I didn’t want my house to be egged! Anyway, enough of my barhumbug attitude! Make the treats with your little one, she will enjoy it. Those ghosts made me lol. #dreamteam
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    • October 17, 2017 / 11:07 am

      Nope, you are not alone. I don’t like trick or treating at all. The primary school aged little ones do look very lovely all dressed up, and we do give sweets out. But, I’m not down with it, and don’t let mine do it. xx

  6. October 17, 2017 / 8:58 am

    Last year I bought all the chocolate and sweets, then ate most of them. I burdened myself with the task of eating all the chocolate to save the kids from having too much sugar and getting bad teeth (that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it).

    • October 17, 2017 / 11:09 am

      Hehe! Love it. I think it’s an important Halloween tradition to buy all the goodies, but then eat them yourself. x

  7. October 17, 2017 / 9:23 am

    I say yay to number 9! Not that I’m not looking forward to trick or treaters, but more candy for me? I’m not going to say no! #DreamTeam
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  8. October 17, 2017 / 10:22 am

    Giving out fruit! Ha ha #DreamTeam

  9. October 17, 2017 / 10:22 am

    Bloody yes love Halloween sweets and nobody has got all the time to make everything from scratch, more importantly there is blogging to do X #dreamteam

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