The other week we went along to the Ideal Home Show Christmas in Olympia, London. Looking back… perhaps it was a mistake to bring Little Button. But who would have guessed that a bunch of Christmas loving lovelies could be so… well!?! You’ll see what I mean in a second.
An open letter to all the jingle ladies… mind your baubles!?!
Dear Jingle ladies,
Hello you perky lot *waves. Don’t tell me…your Christmas trees are already up, aren’t they? I say trees deliberately, because I imagine you have more than one? Am I right? One in each room did you say? Well. Now that’s what I call #ChristmasWinning.
Of course you will have been planning your yearly pilgrimage to the Ideal Home Show Christmas for the last 6 months. What Christmas loving lady wouldn’t want to dive head first into a Christmas bazar the size of Olympia!? Exactly!
We were there too. And my 6 year old had one thing on her mind. Hunting down the perfect Christmas bauble. There were so many stalls with them. But. She caught a wink of the Sass & Belle ones and made a beeline to what can only be described as the ‘only empty space’ in the entire Christmas show.
Yes. It was packed solid everywhere else. But a teeny stretch neatly housing some very vivid sparklers caught her eye, and she was there in a flash. Her little hands digging in to fish out the most neon eccentric bauble in the house. She held it up with glee and before I could blink, she screamed out at the top of her excited voice ‘look mummy! Look what I have found!’ The split second silence should have been my warning.
Every jingle ladies neck craning to catch a glimpse.
And then it happened. The jingle ladies bizarre chaotic stampede in our direction. Well. The baubles direction that is. All festive cheer thrown out the window, you all meant serious business.
No 6 year old shall outwit you and claim the best prize for herself.
You steamrolled into me from all directions. Pushing. Grabbing. Voices raised. ‘Look!’ you all squealed happily imitating my 6 year old. Errrmm… yes. Look. Look at that crazy neon coloured bauble that only a fashion easter at the very top of their game would be able to match into an existing holiday theme. *Doh.
You weren’t going to buy the design before. You had avoided the wacky sets up until someone else wanted it!
At which point, we made the great escape. Squeezing out from the crowd with me batting away handbags that came crashing in the direction of my 6 year olds face! #NotCool
To all the over excited jingle ladies… mind your blinking baubles!?! Because that is not what I call Christmas spirit. A little less ho ho ho, and a bit more consideration for the little people please.
That is all.
This post is part of #Blogmas 2018.